Here is the deal,
My friend, every time he pitches ideas to a potential client he bombards them with stuff to put on the design, you can just picture the loudest, crowded, and very aggressive design and it usually sums up his ideas. I usually have to tone down the design, a lot, to fit the clients needs. This person is also in love with himself, talks to the mirror and stuff.
Having spent much of my gift budget, i decided to make him a card instead of buying one.
He said he was going to save it for the rest of his life, ha!